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Best Man – Pat Casteel

Pat CasteelPat and Pat met playing high school football and quickly decided that since they shared the same name…they should totally hang out. This led teachers to yell out “Patricks!” whenever they were talking in class. Patrick C has been a loyal friend for more than 20 years and has always been there to make fun of any and all of Patrick O’s quirky behaviors before they develop into major public embarrassments.

Dale Wade Davis

DaleDale was Patrick’s first friend in L.A, and later, his first ever roommate. They lived together harmoniously for 8 years, which is why Ashley now considers Dale and Patrick “common-law married.” But with Dale’s blessing, this wedding will commence. Dale has always seen the best in Patrick and encouraged him when he was young and impressionable to follow his dreams…and also do some other stuff which will never be spoken of again. Dale has also sporadically lived with Patrick and Ashley the past few years, earning him the loving nickname of “Dupree.”

Dr. Elliot Wade

ElliotElliot and Patrick first met playing high school football. It was then that Patrick realized Elliot was the smartest guy on the team and the person to sit next to while taking the SAT test. Elliot has put that big brain to good use and is now getting paid to save lives as a Doctor. He also graciously answers all medical questions whenever Ashley has a strange illness or Patrick worries that he caught that new strange disease they talked about on the news.

Allen Osborne

AllenAllen has been like the little brother Patrick never had since his family first moved in next door 25 years ago. Patrick and Allen spent many happy days playing night tag, street football, and baseball. In fact, Allen could never hit Patrick’s famed “circle change-up”…until he turned 10 and began blasting every pitch Patrick threw into orbit. Allen has always been a gracious and giving neighbor and friend and now has a beautiful wife, Sara and baby girl, Annabelle. He’s also been Patrick’s trusted source for wedding advice (like how to hide the tears when paying for all this).

Dave Talbot

DaveDave and Patrick have been friends, and neighbors since 1987. They survived 2nd-12th grade together, as well as four years of football practices. Dave has long been Patrick’s “brother from another mother” and the first to laugh at Patrick’s jokes (or just laugh at Patrick.) As a world traveler, Dave always makes sure to bring Patrick back a souvenir shot glass and sometimes an exotic disease too (Dengue Fever…it’s fantastic!) Really, Dave’s only bad quality is his love of the hated Green Bay Packers.

Larry Bagby

LarryYou might know Larry for his numerous roles in television (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, NCIS), film (Hocus Pocus, Walk The Line) and X-rated midget porn (Wee and Wild…just kidding.) But Patrick knows Larry as a trusted friend and non-stop source of hilarity. Larry has also toured across the country as a singer/songwriter, so you might wanna hide your wives and daughters if he gets on the mic. Seriously. Hide them!

Dustin Bagby

DustinDustin and Pat first met as kids in Thousand Oaks, and later played on the same Mormon Church league basketball team…even though Patrick isn’t Mormon (it’s a loooong story.) They reconnected in L.A. and became even better friends, and later roommates. Dustin is also a talented singer/songwriter and Patrick often took advantage of Dustin’s ability to pick up girls (until he met Ashley of course.)

Patrick Harley

Little PatPatrick’s 16-year old nephew is also known as “Little Pat” in the family. However he is now 6’1″, so his new nickname is “Bigger than his Uncle Pat”. Patrick is pretty much the perfect nephew with a ridiculous knowledge of cars, nice demeanor and great grades. He’s even smart enough to undo the damage Uncle Pat does when he “helps” him with his algebra homework.

Jon Martin – Minister/Groomsman

Patrick is blessed to have his friend Jon perform the ceremony. Jon’s moral compass is legendary (he once gave back a quarter at an arcade when the cashier gave him back too much change.) His strong faith also inspired Patrick to become more involved with church. Jon has always been a man of many talents. He used to give Patrick expert buzzcuts before all football games, he makes his own ceramics, and he can sing any Beatles song while juggling on a unicycle (kidding…I think). Jon is now a loving husband with a hot wife and three awesome kids, all blessings he received as good karma for returning that quarter.


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November 2017